Well My little Girl ain't so Little

what a voice, what a band!!! Good tings to follow!!!

Been Occupied with my knee

I have a back log of things to write. My knee has taken my attention but suffice to add I'm incredibly impressed with the hospital I went to on sunday. Efficient, professional and friendly. Most of all it was CLEAN really CLEAN, no queues all though busy, no noise, no clutter. They said I would have a long wait...2 hours? In England I have waited 4+ hours for my injury type.
I'm sure that my treatment for this torn ligament will be sorted better here than at home. Another point in the score board for living here then.
Catch up soon..brain not engaged with the painkillers and well, the pain.....

oh my! Don Rickle look like a Pickled Onion!

Irony is so good! nothing to
add for this one it speaks
for itself.
I had no idea he was still
breathing...
http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/struggling_don_rickles_has

Found them!! Lamb Scam...

Found the sheep!!! they are all film stars, they weren't stolen at all. Ad in 'nEwE News' probably.
Drawn to the lush green hills of Wales seeking their 15 minutes of fame. Well it's better than 3hrs at 250F in a Aga with all the trimmings....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7961889.stm

Cheap Lamb for Easter.

30 sheep and 50 lambs stolen from Somerset field, hope they remembered to pick mint on the way for display purposes.

Pooper Snoopers new name for Council employees

See the eye is working
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7964411.stm

Wear a black hooded poncho everyone,that will confused them!

Letter to Simon Cowell

Dear Simon,
Sorry to read that you felt you were snubbed by Ma and Pa of royalty, but if you had read my early posting on snobbing and snubbing it may of saved you some heartache. Poor boy.

It is not uncommon for the common people to be looked over and yes you are one of the common people compared to their circles.

You may also take a little suggestion that may help you with any future rebuffs. It may help to get the help of a damn good hairdresser as you look like a bat who has slept upside down too long and fell to the floor. And have you had you nose done again?

Prince Philip is a hero of mine and your are so lucky to have been snubbed and at the point of his acidic one liners. You have had a near escape. Just count yourself a lucky man, he could of gone to town on you as there is so much material.

Speaking of material, how much does your tailor use to make your trousers?

Lovingly.
Hellsharpie....

Government Big Brother thinks it's God.

The government wants to use it's big eye in the sky to track our contacts and movements via Facebook. Catch all those nasty benefit cheats and employee slagging matches. So nice of them to be so transparent about it. Oh..if you see this in the sky they are watching you and each individual will be assigned it's own eye. So each individual person will has a file carefully kept up to date with all you conversations with Aunty about the lastest semtex pie and decisions on what party to go to with your mates to plan the next political coop. Yawn....I would prefer it if the eye went back to Lord of The Rings myself....

'Whales Stranded In Britain Should Be Killed'

shouldn't that be Wales?
no need to say more on that one.

Death of Capitalism?

Not if Granny has anything to do with it!
Family life is measured by cash these days, love comes at a cost.
I think when you have children you should have a financial contract and get them to sign it on arrival. That way there will be no arguments and everyone will know where they stand...wah wah wah...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7960977.stm

LIFE AND LIVING

Living is something you do everyday. It is the everyday things that need to be attended to. We cannot escape them, it is what makes everything function, work and continue an engine. It needs attention to keep running or it ceases to work and things fall apart.
Life on the other hand is ours, ours personally. No one else has our 'life', we are born with it to do with, to make and form it into something individual and sacred to us only.
You are your life.....
Your life cannot belong to anyone else as it goes where ever you are and it leaves with you at death, and follows you around leaving impressions on those you meet.
So my advice...love life and know a good mechanic...
`I thank you~

news flash

Size 9.5 shoe with foot found at roadside without its owner.
If you have been limping or hobbling or feeling abit legless
please call crimestoppers.

Mother Hubbard was an alcoholic married to a dog!

What a girl. Carrying on the tradition of the sozzled housewife.
No wonder the cupboards where bare.
And was the dog really her husband?
this is the missing rhyme that proves it!!

She went to the doctors
because he was sick
and when she got back
he was playing with his stick.

~I thank you~

Darwin would be delighted!!

Evolution is well and present, I read that the Komodo dragons have been shaking people out of trees for lunch and munching on the flesh of the human menu. Nice to see David Ickes relatives are well.

Bees and ants work in teams and will sacrifice themselves for the good of the genetic pool, thanks Jade.

One piece really enlightened me was about the behaviour of the Locust, that rather large bugged eyed springy legged thing. Seems they are stimulated into a frenzy from neurotransmitter serotonin, which at heightened levels is like speed for locust's. They become wild and devour their way thorough anything, umm much like Drake Circus on a Saturday afternoon.
Maybe the link is missing after all, just the wrong species.

Please Fade Jade.....!!!!

I will remember jade as a woman who was the product of a part of our society that has a genetic throw back to times our country should be ashamed of. how on earth did she become so popular?
because that moronic ignorant underclass still exists and has become entertainment value. Bigotry, ignorance, racism, lack of dignity seem to have value to some and they have made lots of money out of it.
I will remember the first time I saw her on BB naked..the pinnacle and downturn of being British exposed.
She was a Pig....her sons are better off with their father....

Silverfish

my friend the NA princess has silverfish in her accommodation.
she complained by email and after her room was investigated in her absence,she received the following instructions:

Her room is too warm and thus she has invited them in.

She has to ventilate her room for 30 minutes everyday.

'She' has to purchase a bug spray to treat her room.

Well she clearly carried them all the way from the other side of the Atlantic and has infested the whole building by locking them in her over heated room. Best she buys all of us some spray then in that case.

I wonder who invited the mice in then, and the bed bugs, and bike sellers...

Wonder what the Dutch word for Wanker is?

snubbing is actually snobbing

I was snubbed today, funny being snubbed. You say 'hello' and the person doing the snubbing purses lips tightly averts the gaze into a glaze and whisks by. Umm? you ponder...what is that about? as you giggle at the display of a playground display demonstration of rebuff.

I often wonder if snubbing is a form of snobbery, it is plain that the person doing the snubbing has perceived some form of action which the other is unawares, hence the jovial response of sniggery at the action of snubbing itself. The other must treat the snubbed with contempt by tighting the lips to avoid word spillage and exposure. But this unwittingly reveals more than words can transmit .

I don't like you, I'm mad at you, I don't want to be your friend...stamping your little school shoes on the floor...look at meeeeeeeee!!!!!

Well who would want a friend like you anyway?

So snub away and entertain me, I will only giggle and think of pampers and the terrible two's and probably buy you a lollipop for those pursed lips.

hellsharpie.