Silverfish

my friend the NA princess has silverfish in her accommodation.
she complained by email and after her room was investigated in her absence,she received the following instructions:

Her room is too warm and thus she has invited them in.

She has to ventilate her room for 30 minutes everyday.

'She' has to purchase a bug spray to treat her room.

Well she clearly carried them all the way from the other side of the Atlantic and has infested the whole building by locking them in her over heated room. Best she buys all of us some spray then in that case.

I wonder who invited the mice in then, and the bed bugs, and bike sellers...

Wonder what the Dutch word for Wanker is?